I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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