That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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