Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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