Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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