like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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