The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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