I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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