p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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