Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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