never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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