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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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