ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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