I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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