Don't make out with my wife yet
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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