"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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