Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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