It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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