Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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