shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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