At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
