And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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