Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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