i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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