ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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