Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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