so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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