Me. At least after what I've been through.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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