dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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