Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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