she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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