If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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