I swear she didn't look like that last week.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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