how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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