I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Come see our sink grown plant.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize