Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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