Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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