Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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