yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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