: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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