god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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