Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The beer is more important than you right now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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