I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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