What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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