careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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