so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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