these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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