I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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