There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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