butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
you never un-have a 4some
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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