They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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