Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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