Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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