his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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