Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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