Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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