no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Bring me that man meat
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
