Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

You better have your party panties on Saturday!

(1-205): View more from Alabama

Why only Saturday?

(205): View more from Alabama

Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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(951): View more from California

My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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(765): View more from Indiana

I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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(949): View more from California

Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.

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(740): View more from Ohio

besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING

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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!

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