david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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